Babes of the Week 03

Well, it's just that ONE babe this week. And it's the Sabahan stunner, Marsha Londoh. Check out these photo exhibits...
marsha londoh

pic by Berita Minggu

And starting today, you can catch her on Malaysia's favourite online drama series, Kerana Karina, by clicking here...

Delicious Datuks

So ever since Bollywood actor Shah Rukh Khan was conferred the Datuk-ship by Melaka for “making a movie that promoted the state to the whole world”, various other suggestions for Datuk-ships have been made by various other alert Malaysians.

Lim Kit Siang wanted the titles to also go to Catherine Zeta Jones (woohoo!) and Sean Connery since they filmed “Entrapment” here which made the KLCC famous, while blogger Kenny Sia has forwarded Jessica Alba’s name for her contributions to Sarawak and the Iban people in “The Sleeping Dictionary” – a film Mojo Daily regards as a masterpiece.

And now, Mojo Daily joins the fray by strongly recommending the gals of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, class of 2000.

In case you didn’t know, that particular issue was shot at Malaysia’s very own Pangkor Laut Resort. Yes, the biggest swimsuit publication came all the way to our humble land, slapped on the tiniest of bikinis on to the most beautiful of babes and made Pangkor Laut a famous enough name that even the likes of Joan Collins and the late Luciano Pavarotti vacationed here.

So please oh please confer these deserving individuals some sort of medal or title. And please invite them over for an encore…

Heidi Klum

Estella Warren

Elsa Benitez

Petra Nemcova

Babes of the Week 02

Rihanna

NOW, would you stand under her umbrella?

Eva Mendes

What a gorgeous bottle of perfume!

Babes of the Week

Kim Kardashian

Queen Tushee cut her foot on a glass table in her hotel room and had to be taken to a hospital. But having been chosen as one of the celebs in the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars, she's promised to keep on dancing, cut foot and all. The girl's should be in the Olympics of something...

Melissa Maureen

Got married to Malique Too Phat secretly, but when confronted by the press at a PC recently, Mel was poised and composed. And she looked good as well. Ayu gitu...

Jamie Yeo

Put simply: Football has never looked this good. Hasbullah Awang, eat your heart out...

Ooh Aah, Sarah!

And I don’t mean Sarah Tan. Gents, meet yet another worship-worthy Sarah, um… Sarah Lian.

If you’re going Sarah Lian who? Shame on you, gents. It was only recently that the sultry one was crowned Malaysia’s Most Wanted Woman by FHM. In fact, Sarah placed number 3 on the global list!


So wow did she rise so swiftly? Well, you have Mojo and GUA.COM.MY to thank for that. Ahem. Uh huh, unlike other major local babes, Sarah is making waves in the online space, first through hosting stints on GUATV. Check out Sarah in action here…

But the girl a multi-talented hottie and is also delighting viewers as the uber sexy weather girl on GUATV’s GUA CENTRE. Check out here and here.

Drooling is totally acceptable…

Pics by r47z @ Cris Chen. For more, click here

Kim Kardashian Wants You (Maybe)

Let's face it, before E! landed on our TV, no one really knew who Kim Kardashian was. But boy, do we ever know her now, huh?



As you can see from these, um, interesting photos, Kim is one blessed individual. On basically all fronts.

And dudes, here's the even better news: she's not into white men. Uh huh. Thank God you're coloured huh? This bit of info just recently came out when Kimmy had to defend herself against accusations of coming on to Shanna Moakler's man, that dude from Blink 182. "I'm not into white guys," she said. We hear ya Kim!

kim kardashian

She's currently dating American Football player Reggie Bush, but hey, once she's bored, she'll probably be looking for some different sort of coloured action - and YOU might just be the lucky one...

By the way, does anyone actually know why she's famous? Oh who am I kidding - does it even matter when you look like the above?

I-Gallop, She Better Not!

So gents, apart from sliced bread and FHM, we're sure you'd agreed with me that the i-gallop ranks as one of the greatest human inventions. Ever.

Not that we have any interest whatsoever in actually getting off our butts to sweat it on the machine, but the imagery of our women, um, galloping away on this baby never fails to keep us mega entertained every single time. Like so...

And if mojo remembers correctly, the i-gallop was first introduced some 2 years ago during the World Cup in Germany. We remember gawking at the TVC during half-time of matches. And really, whoever the marketing person was, the dude's a real genius.

How else to get the word of mouth marketing work than by plonking an ad of babes in short and slutty cowboy outfits, sitting on machines that make them look like their having the ride of their lives. One word. Schwiiingggg!

And almost 2 years later, the i-gallop has, er, galloped itself to various locations on the planet, including the US. We know this cos recently, it was given a free plug by America's favourite daytime talkshow, Ellen.

Of course knowing Ellen's sexual preference, the image above did nothing for us. Not even when she strapped on some slutty costume herself. Like so...

So here's our sincere message to dear Ellen : LEAVE THE FREAKIN' I-GALLOP ALONE! YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR US LAH!!!

Alba The Baby Momma!

Yes dudes, our Jess is now a baby momma... Which means she'll be off the Sexiest list for a bit. But let's pray for a fast "recovery". I mean, we like our honorary Iban in as less pieces of garment as possible, don't we?

Till then, here's a photo tribute...

Oh Charlize!

Some key learnings here:

1. Not every woman can do a Madonna

2. Charlize Theron is one of those women who can't

3. But most dudes would still wanna shag her

4. Cos we're dudes

Mojo's Back!

Man, I've been getting a lot of stick for not updating this blog for a while. "Dude, some more fuel prices have gone up, why don't you update Mojo???" I know, I don't get the connection either. But yeah, I get the point - update or die... Demanding lot you are.

Anyway, for this comeback post, let me highlight a dude who's done quite well for himself this past couple of years - John Mayer. Uh huh. While we're busy with stuff like earning a living, dude's been busy cheking off his list. THE list, if you know what I mean. Jessica Simpson, check. Cameron Diaz, check. And most recently - Jennifer Aniston, check.




So, what's his secret lah? Definitely not his dorky looks. Body also takde. Well, it's obviously his ability to write these sort of things...

Cause if you want love,We'll make it,Swim in a deep sea,Of blankets,Take all your big plans,And break 'em,This is bound to be a while.Your body is a wonderland,Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands),Your body is a wonderland.

Pretty simple stuff, if you ask me. But chicks dig it when you're direct. So go on and try, dudes. Either you get a slap in the face or you end up shagging Jennifer Aniston. 50% chance is always better than nothing...