I-Gallop, She Better Not!

So gents, apart from sliced bread and FHM, we're sure you'd agreed with me that the i-gallop ranks as one of the greatest human inventions. Ever.

Not that we have any interest whatsoever in actually getting off our butts to sweat it on the machine, but the imagery of our women, um, galloping away on this baby never fails to keep us mega entertained every single time. Like so...

And if mojo remembers correctly, the i-gallop was first introduced some 2 years ago during the World Cup in Germany. We remember gawking at the TVC during half-time of matches. And really, whoever the marketing person was, the dude's a real genius.

How else to get the word of mouth marketing work than by plonking an ad of babes in short and slutty cowboy outfits, sitting on machines that make them look like their having the ride of their lives. One word. Schwiiingggg!

And almost 2 years later, the i-gallop has, er, galloped itself to various locations on the planet, including the US. We know this cos recently, it was given a free plug by America's favourite daytime talkshow, Ellen.

Of course knowing Ellen's sexual preference, the image above did nothing for us. Not even when she strapped on some slutty costume herself. Like so...

So here's our sincere message to dear Ellen : LEAVE THE FREAKIN' I-GALLOP ALONE! YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR US LAH!!!

Alba The Baby Momma!

Yes dudes, our Jess is now a baby momma... Which means she'll be off the Sexiest list for a bit. But let's pray for a fast "recovery". I mean, we like our honorary Iban in as less pieces of garment as possible, don't we?

Till then, here's a photo tribute...

Oh Charlize!

Some key learnings here:

1. Not every woman can do a Madonna

2. Charlize Theron is one of those women who can't

3. But most dudes would still wanna shag her

4. Cos we're dudes

Mojo's Back!

Man, I've been getting a lot of stick for not updating this blog for a while. "Dude, some more fuel prices have gone up, why don't you update Mojo???" I know, I don't get the connection either. But yeah, I get the point - update or die... Demanding lot you are.

Anyway, for this comeback post, let me highlight a dude who's done quite well for himself this past couple of years - John Mayer. Uh huh. While we're busy with stuff like earning a living, dude's been busy cheking off his list. THE list, if you know what I mean. Jessica Simpson, check. Cameron Diaz, check. And most recently - Jennifer Aniston, check.




So, what's his secret lah? Definitely not his dorky looks. Body also takde. Well, it's obviously his ability to write these sort of things...

Cause if you want love,We'll make it,Swim in a deep sea,Of blankets,Take all your big plans,And break 'em,This is bound to be a while.Your body is a wonderland,Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands),Your body is a wonderland.

Pretty simple stuff, if you ask me. But chicks dig it when you're direct. So go on and try, dudes. Either you get a slap in the face or you end up shagging Jennifer Aniston. 50% chance is always better than nothing...