Mojo's Back!

Man, I've been getting a lot of stick for not updating this blog for a while. "Dude, some more fuel prices have gone up, why don't you update Mojo???" I know, I don't get the connection either. But yeah, I get the point - update or die... Demanding lot you are.

Anyway, for this comeback post, let me highlight a dude who's done quite well for himself this past couple of years - John Mayer. Uh huh. While we're busy with stuff like earning a living, dude's been busy cheking off his list. THE list, if you know what I mean. Jessica Simpson, check. Cameron Diaz, check. And most recently - Jennifer Aniston, check.




So, what's his secret lah? Definitely not his dorky looks. Body also takde. Well, it's obviously his ability to write these sort of things...

Cause if you want love,We'll make it,Swim in a deep sea,Of blankets,Take all your big plans,And break 'em,This is bound to be a while.Your body is a wonderland,Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands),Your body is a wonderland.

Pretty simple stuff, if you ask me. But chicks dig it when you're direct. So go on and try, dudes. Either you get a slap in the face or you end up shagging Jennifer Aniston. 50% chance is always better than nothing...